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Punjabi SMS

Sardar(Bety Sy): Tere Result Da Ki Bunya
Beta: Principle Sahab Da Puter Fail Ay!
Sardar: Ty Tu?
Beta: Doctor Sahab Da Puter Vi Fail Ay!
Sardar: Ty Tera Ki Bunya?
Beta: O Khan Sahab Da Puter Vi Fail Ay!
Sardar: Kaminy Main Tera Phuchiya Ay?
Beta: Ty Tu Kyra Allama IQbal Ay, Tera
Puter Vi Fail Ay!!!

Sardar ankhain band karky Ayena (mirror) ke samny khara hogia
.
Bewi ne pocha; Yai kia kar rahy ho?
.
Sardar: Daikh raha ke mai sotay howe kesa lagta hon

Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela
Note ke oper lekha tha “EID MUBARAK”
.
Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha,
owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola
“KHAIR MUBARAK”

Bully Shah..
Dukh dardan di thor v koi nai.
Agg pani da jor v koi nai.
Changa j hove te iko kafi ay.
Bohtay yaar banavan di lore v koi nai.

Rabb Ik Time Layi Bhula Dita Si,
Ohnu Pyar Nahi C Pata Nahi Si,
Main Tan Jind Ohde Naal Layi Si,
Viswas Tan Odon Tutt Geya Jadon Pata Laga,
Ohnu Tab Pyar Nahi Bas Kujh Pal (Deep) Da Sath Chahida Si…

Tere Naal Lagi Sadi Yaari Sajna,
Jiven Kheta Vich Foollan Di Kyari Sajna,
Ki Dassa Haal Is Dil Da Main,
Main Ta Tere Utte Apni Jaan Vi Vari Sajna.

Bully Shah..
Dukh dardan di thor v koi nai.
Agg pani da jor v koi nai.
Changa j hove te iko kafi ay.
Bohtay yaar banavan di lore v koi nai.

Boy: “I Love U” ki hunda hai?
Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.
Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya
tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!

sanu dukh nhi is gal da ki
sari duniya ne sanu chad dita
par ene vi ki sadi kismat madi
jo tu wi sanu dil chon kad dita.

Tainu ta moh leya gaira ne asi hor kite nae dull skde , sadi v ek majboori a , tera pyar kade nae bhul skde…..

Uddo ki si hath sikander de,
Jado dunia utto jaan lagga,
Kehda julam na karna kadi vi bhul ke,
Vehan uchi-uchi paan laggi,
Is dunia di bheed ch kitte rul na javi,
Koi tere karke jiounda a dekhi bhul na javi…

Aggan La k Sanu Ishq
Diyan Tey Ap Mithee
Neend Sona Ae

Naa Maro Paani Vich Pathar, Issh Paani Nu Vi Koi Pinda Hovega;
Apni Zindagi Nu Hass Ke Guzaro Yaaro, Tuhanu Vekh Ke Vi Koi Jeonda Hovega!

Dil te zakham den wala apna si
Sanu rulan wala apna si
Hun ki kise te ilzam lawa
Sany jindy jee maaran wala vi apa Si

O mere makhna
meno yaad rakhna
har vely hasna,
Koe problem howy ty dasna,
kise hor nal na phasna,
bus mere nal vasna
O mere makhna
Kaisa hy ye sms zaror dasna

Dil Te Zakham Dain Wala Apna Si
Sanu Rulan Wala Apna Si
Hun Ki Kisse Te Ilzaam Lawa Main Hun
Jad Sanu Jinde Jee Maaran Wala Vi Apna He Si

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c

Ansoo tere diggan te akh meri rovey Satt tenu lagey dard menu hovey Rab karey saadi dosti inni gehri hovey Littar tenu pain te galti meri hovey..hahaha

Dil tere nal laa ke sjna mai ki khat lya
Dil mai tenu de ke sjna mai ki khat lya
Tu kiti mere nal befaae ve te mai vfaa krke vi ki khat lya………

Kale Raat d Syahi Utte,
Chand di gwahi utte,
Soch de kore kagaj te,
Ik akhar Main ban java,
Tu bhule ta teri marji,
Main bhula ta mar java

Piyaar RAB ne sab nu vakh vakh ditta ,
Kisey nu ‘lakh’ Ditta,
Sanu Tawadey jaya Dost Ditta,
Yani Saanu Lakh to Vi Sawa lakh Ditta..

””Bullay Shah”’
Pathr zehn gulaab nhi honde..
Kore warq kitaab nhi honde..

J kar laaiye Yaari Bulya
Fir Yaaran Naal Hisaab Nhi Honde

(BULLAY SHAH)

DUKH DARDAAN DI LOR V KOI NAI
AGG PANI DA JOR V KOI NAI
CHANGA J HOVY TY IKO KAFI AY
BOHTY YAAR BANAVEN DI LOR V KOI NAI

Bully Shah..
Dukh dardan di thor v koi nai
Agg pani da jor v koi nai
Changa j hove te iko kafi ay
Bohtay yaar banavan di lore v koi nai

Kal sajna di tarfon khat aaya
Asan khat dy badly khat likhya
Un’na laal siyahi naal khat likhya
Asan kad k jigar di rt(khoon) likhya
Asan shan mutabik sajna di
khat bara khush khat likhjya
mattan Sajan naraz na ho jaway assan lafaz
wafa wt wt(bar bar) likhya.

Ik Dil Te Lakh Samjhaun Wale
Je Samajh Na Aave Ki Kariye
Dard Dil Da Howe Ta Seh Laiye
Je Dil Hi Dard Ban Jawe Ta Ki Kariye

lagda tu kitti hoyi,kramaat rabb di,,
terre jhi surat na dunia ch labdi,,
aaunda ae njara ik vakhre jhaan da,,
kina sohna mukhra hai sachi meri jaan da,

Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste
tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste
ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo
Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste

SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu,
teri yaad ne mobile fada dita,
Message likhde likhde space muki,
assi overwrite alloweed la dita,
yaara mereya message reply karin,
assi apna farz nibha dita!!

ishq wich bhijna koi khel nahi hunda
bina bhijeya rooha da mail nahi hunda
mail ho je ta eh juda nahi hunda
ishq rab hai ishq da koi khuda nahi hunda

Dil Ki Baat Ko Ijhar Kahte Hain,
Jhooki Nigaah Ko Ikraar Kahte Hain.
Sirf Paane Ka Naam Mohabbat Nahi Dosto,
Kuch Khone Ko Pyar Kahte Hain.

Gujarte thy jab paas se,
apna sa ehsaas aata tha unme se……
Par aaj kya hua unhe,,,,
jo dil dur se hi unhe mehsoos kar leta tha,
aaj paas se gujre to bhi na pehchan sake…….

A punjabi women in London, Telling 2 english doctor about her baby’s illnes. . . Doctor My baby is ill 1week da, Na eat da na sleep da, Bus weep da e weep da.

Hun kaale kaale badalan vich chand labhda,
goongiyan hawaan diyan awajaa sunda,
yaaro aase passe wasda e yaar mera,
dikhda ni ohdi khushbooan sunghda.

Barsat vich asi pani Ban k rur jana,
Pat jhar vich asi phul banke jhar jana,
Kee hoya je aj tenu tang karde han,
Ik din ase tenu dase bina he tur jan

Har Kisi Te Dulia Na Kar
Sanon Chana Bhulia Na Kar
Chad Ke Ghar Da Wasda Wera
Gali Gali Wich Rulia Na Kar –

Ik Dil Te Lakh Samjhaun Wale
Je Samajh Na Aave Ki Kariye
Dard Dil Da Howe Ta Seh Laiye
Je Dil Hi Dard Ban Jawe Ta Ki Kariye

Ehna Aakhiya Wich Si Pyaar Bada,
Uhne Kade Aakhiya De Wich Takiya Hi Nahi,
Es Dil Wich Si Sirf Tasveer Usdi,
Main Apne Dil Wich Hor Kuch Rakheya Hi Nai

Kujh Bughz di Reet vich nai milda
O har te Jeet vich nai milda
Makhlooq-e-Khuda naal pyar te kre
RABB sirf Maseet vich nai milda
“Haq Bahoo”

Aj ishq de tournamnt de andr,
Mai pyar da final haar gya,
Si husan di Batting tez bari,
Her chakka Boundry paar gya,
Mera Dilbr guglian Ballan wich,
Menu pyar da Bouncer maar gya,
Kita catch une mra Dil yaro,
Te Mai Jitya match v haar gya.

samundar de kinaare baithe haan………
kade tan lehar aaoogi….
kismat badle na badle chappal tan dhoti jaoogi
always think positive

Sadi dosti vich kami kade koi aawe na,
ek duje to muh pher laeeye
rab aho jahi ghari dekhawe na,
khus reho tusi umar sari,
hanju tawadi aakh vich kade aawe na…

Dosti pake dosti eve ni nibhai jandi,
is dost nimane di tenu kade yaad ni andi,
har vale kara pehala mein hi sms,
je tu kar dawe ki teri shaan ghat jandi.

Assi b smart,
Tussi b smart,
Sadda nature b cool,
Twada nature b cool,
Assi b cute,
Tussi b cute,
Bas1 chota sa farak h
Assi DIL de saaf Tussi DIMAG de saaf.

Assi maut rok rakhi te tera intzaar kita,
Sajna tere jhuthe laareya da aitbaar kita,
Assi jaan den lageya ek pal vi na layeya,
te tussi jaan len lageya vi nakhra hajaar kita…!

Bol tenu LOHRI te ki uphar deya,
Dosti chahidi ya jaan vaar deya,
Scooter, Moped ya Ferrari car deya,
Bus ine nal hi sar jau ya 2-3 gappan hor mar deya. 🙂
Happy Lohri!

Je ro paya te kehange Deewana ho gaya,
Na bolya te kehange begana ho gaya,
Lokaan di is jubaan nu kidan phadanga main,
Tere bagair zindagi ki karanga main…