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Mathematics SMS

Power of Mathematics
One day a box wasn’t opening.
Lawyer came, applied all laws
but it didn’t open
Chemist came, applied all
reactions but it didn’t open
Physician came, applied all
forces but no change
Even the biologist failed
mathematician came & said
.
.
.
Let’s Suppose the Box is Open

A motorist hit a sparrow. He took the unconscious bird and put it in a cage with bread and water
Bird wakes up,looks around n screams
Thalle jail! Avan chattha

Sardar g: Khali Katory Mein
Roti Laga Kr Kha Rhy Thy
.
Waiter Ne Dkha To Pucha:
Aap Ye Kia Kr Rhy Hein?
.
Sardar g: Main Maths Ka Teacher Ho
Main Ne Daal Supose Ki Hui Hay.

Power of Mathematics
One day a box wasn’t opening.
Lawyer came, applied all laws
but it didn’t open
Chemist came, applied all
reactions but it didn’t open
Physician came, applied all
forces but no change
Even the biologist failed
mathematician came & said

Power of Mathematics
One day a box wasn’t opening.
Lawyer came, applied all laws
but it didn’t open
Chemist came, applied all
reactions but it didn’t open
Physician came, applied all
forces but no change
Even the biologist failed
mathematician came & said
.
.
.
Let’s Suppose the Box is Open

Have you heard about the mathematical plant? It has square roots

Full form of maths
M=mentally
A=admited
T=teacher
H=harassing
S=students

‘Here is a mathematical rule:
Expectations from Allah 100%
+
Expectations from Duniya 0%=
100% No Disappointments.

‘I love you’
is a mathematical function
where ‘I love’ is constant
and ‘you’ is a variable..:p:p

‘What is full form of math
M-mentally
A-affected
T-teachers
H-harassing