Kanjoos SMS

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Kanjoos SMS

Pani me tairna machali ka style,hawa me udna machli ka style,diffrent msg bhejna apun ka style,muft me msg padhna aapka style,phado phadi kanjus.

kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena…
kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya kero..
raat se mere sms parh ker sharm nai ati…
kabhi khu bhi sms kya kero….

Aaj mere pass
Mobile hy
Number hy
Charger hy
Battery hy
Balance hy
Tumhare pass kiya hy?
Hy koi msg?
To bhej do
Agar nahi to
Mobile bech do.

kanjoos tha,
Bilkul kanjoos tha,
Khalis kanjoos tha,
Bohut ziada kanjoos tha,
Aap mat ghabrao
Aap k samne to wo kuch b nei tha,

<(Cup)>
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!!!!!
*Mubarak ho*

SMS na karne pe
Aapko
Award
of “Kanjoosi” 2010
diya jata ha.
Thanks ki koi baat nae ap ka haq ha

* Congratulations *
SMS na karney pey
Aapko
Award
of Kanjoosi 2015
diya jata hia.
no need to say thanks, ye award ap he ka right ta

Dear Kanjoos customer, U have now subcribed kanjoosi package.
You can enjoy saving of sMs.
Your subcription title kanjoos is valid till Allah give U taufiq 2 send SMS.

1 kanjoos tha,
Bilkul kanjoos tha,
Khalis kanjoos tha,
Bohut ziada kanjoos tha,
Aap mat ghabrao
Aap k samne to wo kuch b nei tha,

* Congratulations *
SMS na karney pey
Aapko
Award
of Kanjoosi 2015
diya jata hia.
no need to say thanks, ye award ap he ka right ta

1 kanjoos tha,
Bilkul kanjoos tha,
Khalis kanjoos tha,
Bohut ziada kanjoos tha,
Aap mat ghabrao
Aap k samne to wo kuch b nei tha,

Pepsi
C0ca C0la
Sprite
Marinda
Dew
7 Up
Lim0 Paani
Fanta
In Sub Kay Dakhan Jama Kar Kay
Teen Dabay Wale K0H Dena
Sms Karne K0H Kuch Paise Mil Jaengay.

kANJOOS

1 kanjoos dosray say:
Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai.
Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha:
1000 ka note dun to kiya karega?
Wo bola, Khushi se mar jaunga.
Main nay kaha ja nahin deta

Bebas Kar Deta Hai Mujhe Package – e- Sms
Warna !
Jitne Tum Log Kanjoos Ho . . Dil Karta Hai Khaali Msg bhi Na karun .. :@
(β€˜,’)/”
/) Feel Karo . Bazati Ho Rahi Hai πŸ˜›

Best one – Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena, kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo,
Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati, kabhi khud bhi SMS kiya karo.

Kanjusi Ke Liye Oscar Ke Jab Bhi Nomination Ayega ,
Apka Naam Badi Adab Se Liya Jaayega ,
Galti Se Bhi Kabhi Sms Mat Karna ,
Varna Ye Mouka Bhi Haat Se Nikal Jayega!!!

80 aur 1 akasi hoty hain
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Wah wah
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80 aur 1 akasi hoty hain
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Msg na krny waly marasi hoty hain.:D
(β€˜,’)
<)(>
/ / yaar tusi mirasi lagdy ty ni

1 kanjoos dosray say:
Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai.
Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha:
1000 ka note dun to kiya karega?
Wo bola, Khushi se mar jaunga.
Main nay kaha ja nahin deta

Udhar aap majboor bethay hain, Idher ham majboor bethe hain!
Baat ho to aakhir kaisay ho,
Jab dono taraf 2 kanjoos bethe hain

1 kanjoos tha,
Bilkul kanjoos tha,
Khalis kanjoos tha,
Bohut ziada kanjoos tha,
Aap mat ghabrao
Aap k samne to wo kuch b nei tha,

Ho mera kam fakiron ko sms karna.
in kanjooson. Gareebon ka inbox bharna.
mere ALLAH inho ko bhi ab ghairat ajaey.
ye sms parhty he inka b sms ajay.

Description of SMS
S: salaa
M: muft da
S: siyapa
Jy na kro ty kanjoos. Jy kro ty wella…..

Kya lekar aye thay?
kya lekar jaoge …?
mujhe sms nahi kar k kitne paise bachao ge,
itne paise bacha kar kya..
MOBILE MAIN CNG LAGWAO GE.

Beta: Papa ye SMS kise kahte hai aur Ye kiske kaam aata hai?
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Papa: Beta ye VIP log bhejte hai aur KANJOOS Logo k padhne k kaam aata hai..!

khud ko kar kanjus itna ke har sms behjne sy pehle
service centar waly caal kar k khud puchen
paa g paki gall a bhejna aae k sending fail kariye

Aaj mere pass
Mobile hy
Number hy
Charger hy
Battery hy
Balance hy
Tumhare pass kiya hy?
Hy koi msg?
To bhej do
Agar nahi to
Mobile bech do.

khud ko kar kanjus itna ke har sms behjne sy pehle
service centar waly caal kar k khud puchen
paa g paki gall a bhejna aae k sending fail kariye

Kal Se Tabiyat Theek Nhi Thi
.
Phr 1 Baba Ko Dikhaya
Baba Ne Kaha K Tm Pr JIN Ka Saya Hy
.
Kisi KANJOOS Ko SMS kARO
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Thank God
Ab Acha Feel Horaha Hy.

25 25 25
25 25 25
25 25 25
25 25 25 loot-loo! chwaniya hai,
Mujhe sms karne ke kaam aayengi.
Sharmao mat.

Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena, kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo,
Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati, kabhi khud bhi SMS kiya karo.

1 kanjoos dosray say:
Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai.
Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha:
1000 ka note dun to kiya karega?
Wo bola, Khushi se mar jaunga.
Main nay kaha ja nahin deta

ap k *Chehre* pe Noor ki *Smile* hai
ap k pas *Mehnga* Mobile hai
Ap k *Inbox* mai sms ki *Lambi* file hai
pr *sms* Nhe krte kia *Faqeero* wala *Style* hai