Husband and Wife SMS

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Husband and Wife SMS

Do you know what happiness means to me? Happiness is to wait for you after a hard working day, to cook a delicious dinner, to take care of you when you are sick and to support you in moments of triumph. From now on, we have a common destiny and one heart for two.

You are that woman who transformed my imperfections into perfections, just by the touch of your love. Love you my dearest wife!

Husband Wife ki larai ho rahi thi,
Unka chota bacha b waha Betha Ta
.
Husband:tu Kutti
.
Wife:tu Kutta
,
,
Bacha masumiat se bola
or me “TOMI”

Research se pata chala hai ki…
Wife se pyaar se baat karne se
Insaan ki tension kam hoti hai
Heart attack ka khatra 80% kam ho jata hai
Mind 90% time relax rehta hai
Stress level 95% tak normal pe aa jata hai
Bas ek baat ka dhyan rakhen
.
.
WIFE APNI NA HO..

Aik Aadmi Ka Hont Jala Howa Tha
Kesi ny Phocha Keyu Bhae Ya Hont
Kese Jal Gaya.
Aadmi ny Kaha Bus Keya Batao
Tere Bhabhi Maiky Jarahi Thi,
Us Ko Chorny Station Gaya Tha,
Bus Jese Hi Train ny Horn Bajaya
Main Ny Khushi Mein Train Ka Engine Choom Lea

Aik Aadmi Ka Hont Jala Howa Tha
Kesi ny Phocha Keyu Bhae Ya Hont
Kese Jal Gaya.
Aadmi ny Kaha Bus Keya Batao
Tere Bhabhi Maiky Jarahi Thi,
Us Ko Chorny Station Gaya Tha,
Bus Jese Hi Train ny Horn Bajaya
Main Ny Khushi Mein Train Ka Engine Choom Lea

ur smile z important 2 make ur day success,smile en work,success z urs.hv a gd9nte.

It doesn’t matter how long I should wait for you because my love is eternal, I will be always there for you, I love you.

Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaoun ga dosto,
Bhool jaun to samajh lena kya, Biwi mil gaie hay.

Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !!
You are holding the phone since 20 mins.
&
haven’t spoken a word..!!!
Man inside: I’m talking to my wife

Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !!
You are holding the phone since 20 mins.
&
haven’t spoken a word..!!!
Man inside: I’m talking to my wife

How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with ,
“A man once told me… “

Sawal: Susural me damad ke zayda izat kiyo ke jate hai
Jawab: Kiyo ke wo janta hai ke ye wohe azeem admi hai.
Jis ne humare ghar ka tofan apne ghar sumbal ke raka hai 😛

Biwi: sunye apka dost aik pagal larki se shadi ker raha hai
Ap usay rokhte kiyo ni ho?
Husband: Me kiy rukho? mere shadi per tu dance ker raha tha

Husband: u will never succeed in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense its only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

Husband aur Wife Hotel
me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha,”Koun Thi Wo?”
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.

Wife called her husband
Wife: honey where are you?
Husband: I’m at the bank.
Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry,
5000 to do my hair and
10,000 to buy a dress.
Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the “bank” of a river.
Do you want fish to cook?

# 0061

Question – Kya ek wife apne husband ko Lakhpati bana sakti hai?????
Answer – Yes, par husband CROREPATI hona chahiye….;)

How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with ,
“A man once told me… “

Mardo ke sab se shareef wo log hai
Jinho ne apni biwiyon ko be facebook
mein add ker rakha hai 😛

Husband: Main tumhari roz-rozz ke,
Demand se tang aa ker gaya hu
Dil kerta hai suicide kar lon
Wife: THeek hai theek hai
lekin usse pehle mujh 4-5 white suit
zaroor dila dena

An Intelligent Wife Is One
Who Makes Sure She Spends
So Much
That
Her Husband
Can’t Afford Another
Women

Husband: Aj khana kiy ni bunya?
Wife: Gir gye the aur lag gye the
Husband: kidr giri? aur kaha lagi?
Wife: Takiye per gir gye the aur ankh lag gye the 😛 😀

Husband: I found Aladin lamp today.
Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling?
Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times
Wife: oh darling love u so much. Did he do that?
Husband: He laughed and said multiplication does not apply on zero!!

A Qualified MBA Marketing Student married a girl
After 1 year of tough life with Her,
Finally he got angry & Sent a note to his father-in-law:
“UR PRODUCT IS NOT ACCORDING 2 MY REQUIREMENTS”
The smart father-in-law Replied:
1 year Warranty has been expired!
So Manufacturer is not responsible

Husband was seriously ill.
Doc to wife :-
Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood,
don’t discuss ur problems,
no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels,
Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.
On the way home..
Husband :- wat did the doc say ?
Wife :- .No chance for u to survive

Wife: What are you doing?
Husband: Killing mosquitoes
Wife: How many did you kill?
Husband: Total 5, 3 males and 2 female
Wife: How do you know their genders?
Husband: 2 near mirror and 3 near bee

Wife: Mai aapse baat nai karungi
Husband: OK
Wife: Kiya tum reason nai suna chahte?
Husband: nai me tumhare faisle ke izzat kerta hu

Tonight i”m going to sleep earlier
b”coz i want to see u in my dream very early.
Love you my beloved wife.

Damad apni saas se baat kerta hai
Aapki beti me toh hazaro kamiya hai
Saas: Ha beta, issi wajah se toh
Koi acha larka nai mila

Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!
Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai

If men behave after marriage the way they do before it,
half the divorces won’t take place..
On the other hand,
If women behave before marriage the way they do after it,
half the marriages won’t take place

If you marry one woman,
She will fight with you.
But, if you marry 2 women,
They will fight for you.
Think different.
Add wife, have life :p

Cool Msg by a woman-
Dear Mother-in-law,
“Don’t Teach me how 2 handle my children,
I’m living with one of yours
&
he needs a lot of improvement” 😉

How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with ,
“A man once told me… “

How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with ,
“A man once told me… “

Husband: Aj khana kiy ni bunya?
Wife: Gir gye the aur lag gye the
Husband: kidr giri? aur kaha lagi?
Wife: Takiye per gir gye the aur ankh lag gye the 😛 😀

Shadi se pehly yeh dua ke the ke
acha pakany wali milay
Galti ho gayi khana mention kerna bhol gaya

There is no harm in treating husbands as atm machines,
If they treat their wives as washing machine, dish washer, vacuum cleaner, cook, maid, waiter, teacher etc!
Issued in public interest by Women Welfare Centre

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelery and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!

A recently fired
stock trader Husband…
“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”

What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.

Husband: I am very happy to marry you.
Wife: Why may i know?
Husband: Because i got the punishment of my sins in this world.

Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha.
Kisi ne pocha kese jala?
Admi bola:
wife maikay ja rahi thi.usko
chorrne station gaya tha khushi
main train ka Engine choom liye

Badsoorat Wife:
Apne Husbnd Se

Khirki K Parde Lagwa Do,
Naya Parosi Muje Dekhne Ki Koshish Krta Hy
Husband:
1 Bar Dekh Lene Do,
Phr
Wo Khud Parde Lagwa Lega.

A husband once complained
Dear Google,
Please stop behaving like my wife…
Will you please allow me to complete
the whole sentence before you start…?

Wife- If I Dismiss The Cook
‘n Make Food Myself For A Month,
What Will You Pay Me..?
Husband- I Won’t Have To Pay You,
You’ll Get My Entire Insurance Amount.. !:)

Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha.
Kisi ne pocha kese jala?
Admi bola:
wife maikay ja rahi thi.usko
chorrne station gaya tha khushi
main train ka Engine choom liye

Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha.
Kisi ne pocha kese jala?
Admi bola:
wife maikay ja rahi thi.usko
chorrne station gaya tha khushi
main train ka Engine choom liye

One million copies of a new book sold
In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title.
“An idea,that can change your WIFE”
While real word was(LIFE).